Hey everyone, welcome back! Thanks for coming by.
The blog took a nearly permanent backseat to my worklife and the holidays but today’s post at Jake’s blog compels me to write (see his post from 01/22/06). You may know from previous posts that I started a serious, life-changing diet on 10/28/05. You can read about it below (see my post on 11/13/05. I had lost 14 lbs at that point). Since 10/28, (85 days to yesterday), I have lost 38 pounds. I consider this my bona fide a-tad-more-than-half-way point. I started this trek at 275 lbs and my goal is a svelt 200 lbs. The post at Jake’s blog shows a ‘before and after’ picture that will absolutely gag you. The ‘before’ shot was taken at a Memorial Day bash at the Gibb farm (I likely weighed more than 275 at this point). Weight-wise, this was a zenith, an apex, the penultimate. The ‘after’ shot is me at 237 lbs, taken yesterday. The pants I’m holding up are a size-48 waist. Oh Mamasita. Know any clowns that could use these? (I mean real clowns: red rubber nose, orange hair…). The line graph below shows the weight loss progress since 10/28:

For all my beloved friends and family who fight this same battle let me give you a few nuggets of wisdom (not chicken):
1. There are no tricks to weight loss so stop kidding yourself (you can’t kid me either). I am a professional fat person. We all know what really works and what really doesn’t and all the denial mechanisms. You just have to find the something that works and do it. It takes planning and commitment. Put down that jelly doughnut and read on.
2. I’ve adopted a low-fat, low-carb/good carb lifestyle. Eat a lot of lean turkey, chicken and fish. Eat NO bread, pasta, or sweets. Eat every three hours and watch your portion sizes. Steer clear of red meat, chinese food (hi salt, water retention, fatty), and hi fat/hi salt cheeses.
3. Satiate your sweet tooth with something like no-sugar jello and no-sugar pudding and no sugar whipped cream or cool whip. Works just fine for me.
4. You should exercise and drink a lot of water (64oz/day) but, interestingly, I haven’t really done this very much. I’m starting just this week actually.
5. If you snore, you’ll probably stop after you lose the first 10 lbs. I did.
6. With the weight loss, the driver’s seat in your car will feel larger, as will plane seats, church seats, and every other place you park your formerly fatty keister.
7. Walking up stairs no longer causes me to become winded. Walking on the treadmill is much easier. You’ll grow out of your clothes relatively quickly (relative to how long you’ve stuffed yourself into them). I’ve had to have my suits tailored, and I can wear clothes that are now too big for Jake because he’s also done a marvelous job of losing weight and was my initial inspiration. Maybe he has a few shirts left to give to you too.
My goal is to lose the next 37 lbs by my birthday (05/17/06). That’s 16 weeks from now. It’ll be my birthday present to Sue, my kids, and my wonderful genius Superstar grandson, Dylan. I will give them a remarkably healthier husband, Dad and Poppy to have around for many many years to come. Thank you Jesus. And I’ll allow myself the first piece of cake (small) in 7 months.
Stay tuned, baby. It’s just starting to get good…